Profit and Loss! What happens when the writers of DS9 do a straight-up rip-off of Casablanca using Garak, Quark, and Quark's long-lost Cardassian lover? Well, they're forced to re-write it into something legally distinct enough to prevent a potential lawsuit.  

 

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0:00 - Intro

15:17 - Around the Sun

23:57 - Sponsor (Ekster)

25:36 - Episode recap and discussion

1:21:47 - Mailbag

1:32:33 - Outro