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Episode Description
Toasters we are BACK with another romp through someone's online shopping history. It's really the only way to tell a life story, you know.
🚨 NEW EPISODE 🚨
This week on My Mate Bought a Toaster, we dive deep into the Amazon purchase history of comedian and internet superstar Abi Clarke… and discover baking obsessions, hidden erotica, catastrophic boyfriend pillows and a deeply competitive attitude towards board games. Like DEEPLY competitive. Which we LOVE.
Among the discoveries:
🎂 Abi once made a fondant CAKE version of her sociology teacher
📚 She panic-bought the entire Fifty Shades trilogy… then hid it from her parents in shame
🛏️ A “boyfriend pillow” purchase that ended in emotional devastation
🎭 Multiple balaclavas bought for sketch characters… all played by Abi herself
🐈 Why her cat is potentially a bigger star than she is
PLUS: dating anxiety, disastrous ACL injuries from wrestling comedians, wedding cake pressure, cat litter adverts, and one of the greatest New Year’s Eve party ideas we’ve ever heard.
⏱️ BEST BITS:
00:04:00 — Abi’s teenage baking obsession
00:05:40 — The cake version of her teacher
00:12:00 — The full Fifty Shades confession
00:16:20 — The tragic boyfriend pillow story
00:18:00 — Abi’s all-time favourite board game
00:22:00 — The multiple balaclava mystery
00:25:00 — The cat that earns more than actors
00:29:00 — ACL recovery horror stories
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❤️ Follow Abi Clarke on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/abiclarkecomedy
And keep an eye out for the next episode with broadcaster and drumming meteorologist Owain Wyn Evans — coming soon, with early access landing first on Patreon…
Toast xx
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