Episode Description
Welcome to Muslam to Muslim. I’m your host, Revert Number 1. In this episode, I’ll introduce you to my pops, Woodrow. He was a Christian gospel singer with a taste for any woman. Matched with a live band of fellow liars and alcoholics, Woodrow sang songs with convincing passion. Born in ’57, his afro was always picked to the fullest. My pops has always had a loving heart and sincere desire to make life easier for those he held as important. Naturally, he was tapped out when we needed his love. However, he did buy my sister a beautiful white pony. I guess I seemed ungrateful as he introduced us to eating hot garbage. Woodrow often reminded us to be grateful while we were scavenging through a 30-gallon bag of college students’ discarded waste. There was something special about eating a decomposing breakfast-lunch combo for dinner. My favorite dishes were the Belgium waffle cheeseburger and cinnamon roll corndog. We knew Woodrow cared about us but not to that degree. Let’s talk about it.