On today's MJ Morning Show:

Philly Eagles' chief of security fined by NFL for text

Morons in the news

Fine for texting while driving in Florida

Large high school football player leaps onto opponent, causes spinal injuries

New game-stealing pasta from Olive Garden

MJ's Uber story

Chloe as a notary public can marry people

Treasure Island commissioner in texting scandal

The NFL on MJ with Coach Bowles

Amazon Web Services ad

Gifting a shovel

Charlie Sheen makes claim about cartel

MJ needs to apologize to a celebrity

Gary Busey sentenced for groping

Sarah Michelle Gellar taking flack for buying expensive car for her daughter's 16th birthday

Matthew McConaughey knows secret to better marriage

More details about death at Epic Universal 

Local media finally reporting local story

Ferris wheel may be added to downtown to Tampa

American Airlines zip tie and duct tape

Fight on a flight

What is 'heavy soda'?

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