This week, an ambivalent real estate agent smokes an e cigarette in "first class" and gives the plane a free peep show...

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Yeeessss... The first of the 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour tickets are now on sale.

Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon.

MELBOURNE - APRIL 11 - 1:30PM - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB MICF

MELBOURNE - APRIL 18 - 1:30PM - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB MICF

Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. Fuckin' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half.

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YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not provided an address, and seem to refuse to reply to emails. Sort it out. I'll bring some to live shows too. That is all.

Heggie's 2026 show I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN is on sale now too. It's a hand-selected crack team of bits from the last five years. Get on it here.

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Heggie dropped a FOURTH YouTube special, GROT, but still left the comments closed like a coward. Watch it here.

Cody's new stand-up special "LIVE AT THE CORNER HOTEL" is OUT NOW on YouTube

Have a squizz and leave comments before he takes Heggie's cowardly route and turns off the comments.

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