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Hosted by Lucy Beaumont (Hull) and Sam Campbell (Australia).

If you have any ideas for segments please email lucyandsamsperfectbrains@gmail.com. They will do anything! As long as it is interesting and on the right side of the law.

Produced by Plosive.

Artwork by Sam Campbell.

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Sincerest apologies. Lucy and Sam say sorry to everyone they’ve wronged.

If you want to send a message or voice note to the podcast, email it to lucyandsamsperfectbrains@gmail.com or WhatsApp to +447541967499

Recorded and edited Aniya Das for Plosive.

Artwork by Sam Campbell.

Theme music by Charlie Pelling, Lucy Beaumont and Sam Campbell.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Teenage Apologies

Episode Description

Never lose your place, on any device