So Helen Joyce has a NCHI against her? Our Nat had one before they were cool. Join Glenda and Claire as Nat tells her ghastly tale of police overreach and another bloody man being a massive weirdpiece. Safeguarding? We've never heard of her!

Outsized and unwieldy thanks to the fragrant Stacey Guthrie for out banger of a theme tune - her Twix is worth a follow