Episode Description
Lady in Waiting is a flash folk-horror told through prayers. Each episode is just minutes long. This is an immersive audio drama. So, turn your volume up. A supplement to the audio drama The Thief.
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Previously, having fled the cyngdón days ago with stolen papers and now malnourished and exposed on the long road east, the lady-in-waiting is giving-up to magical thinking - and hallucination.
Day Seven
Brona is tying a knot. I start to ask what-for but my tongue hurts to move; my mouth hurts to move. My own breath like plunging my chapped lips into salt. I focus on the wavering road and the wavering horizon.
Brona hears me anyway. "My mother showed me. It's a message."
What does it say?
I blink and see cloud-cover still. I shrug and still find myself wrapped in my blanket. Distantly, very distantly, it occurs to me I am still cold. Then why does the road move like that?
"It's dust," says Brona.
"Get off the road, my lady," she continues. I wince, though. My foot throbs from the threat of again getting wet. It prefers its dry ache. Instead, I limp. "My lady, the grass is dry - get off the road!"
Stop prodding, Brona, I hiss.
"My lady," she tries again. I turn on her.
Brona isn't there.
"Mm - miss?" Brona, your voice. "You there." No, no - this isn't you. I am - I am not well. "Hey!" I blink away what I think are tears. I am looking south, I think, away from the road. I --
But I am hit hard from behind and fall. Crumple, really. I almost lose my things but instead of risk them scattering and catching myself, I hug my things to me and land hard.
My forehead is on the roa d, like in prayer.
I turn my face to face the boots. Boots between me and the horizon. Through the window of these ankles I see maybe a hundred yards out a chattel of women and children at spear-point clambering to the road from the north.
There is chimney smoke, maybe, curling from that direction, and not grassland but farm.
I shift like larvae.
"Were you trying to run?"
Boots push me over.
"Ugh, look at you." He sucks his teeth. Through blur I see familiar colors on his tunic.
"This won't do," Boots de cides. I blink. I see the colors of Burhwick. A friend?
I am Gwéndhrwil's shadow. Take me home, please.
"Not anymore," Brona reminds me.
"What's that," asks Boots. He kneels. Other boots are joining him. He has a kind face, I think.
People are looking for me, and I am lost. You will be rewarded.
"He is not your friend," Brona says.
Boots squints. "I don't know what you're saying."
"I'm sorry," I started. "I - I won't run again."
Furbelow
Written and produced by Michael Schofield
Performed by Rae Witte
Introduced by Jeremy Roman
Inspired by S. Kaiya J.’s game Her Odyssey
Brona is Emily Morse-Lee
Boots is Jeremy Roman
"Arabic Middle Eastern Female Vocals" by Orchestralis
Lady in Waiting is produced by the fyrd: our hoods (patreon) and thegns (susbtack): Amz Deen, Nandi K., Kari Sutcliffe, Patrik Deraković-Rakas, Ivan Duch, Lucas Duff, Jen, Kier Hodgson, Hannah Radcliff, Jeremy Román, Charles Villard.
You can join the fyrd and help me make this stuff on patreon.com/thethief.