'Legends are prone to inflation.'

Junior Private Andy Luke and P.J. 'Twelve Tours' Hart join The Watch for a tale of political espionage and warfare all across the Circle Sea to Klatch. We come in heavy on the politics with the story of how Elon Musk triggered a war over the island state of Lehsp. Then its onto our winning blend of story analysis, sombre modern themes and wildly useless tangents. Bingly-bingly beep!

I've Never Read Discworld is available on Bluesky, Facebook and YouTube @discworldgnu

And be sure to check out check out some more of our wares:

Holly Miles' Another Time, co-edited by Andy books2read.com/anothertime

Coastlines: After Dark books2read.com/coastlinesafterdark

Andy's YouTube channel https://youtube.com/@andrewluke

PJ Hart's 'Country Rogues' (BBC iPlayer) feat. James Martin https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m0022d39

PJ Hart's 'The Divil's Own' (BBC Sounds/Illumination podcast) https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m001yhg4