It’s Thanksgiving time at Hoot’n & Holler’n, which means: zero salads, infinite rolls, and several emotionally charged opinions about banana pudding. Matt, Joey, Eric, and Drake kick off with their usual cultural analysis — aka complaining about Ollie’s and Big Lots — before diving headfirst into the most sacred Southern holiday of all: the one about food.

In this episode, we debate the “10 Things That Should Never Appear at a Southern Thanksgiving Table” including:

• Texas toast (a carb criminal)

• Charcuterie boards (Ritz crackers wearing monocles)

• Cold butter (prison behavior)

• Spoons (literally unnecessary)

We also explore:

• Why monkey bread counts as a survival item

• Who brings seven extra people to Thanksgiving

• The spiritual connection between Chinette plates and personal pride

• The annual “waiting to eat until cousin Chad shows up” starvation ritual

If you’ve ever fasted until 1pm just to immediately fall into a coma beside a cooler you’re using as a chair — congratulations, this episode is about you. 🦃✨

(Featuring real quotes from the show such as “Thanksgiving’s coming up… it’s a big day” and “This is a stab-and-stuff holiday.”)