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The Greek gods are remembered in marble and museums as noble, serene figures—but their myths tell a far darker truth. From Cronus devouring his children to Zeus’s endless betrayals, from Hera’s cruel vendettas to Apollo’s plague-bearing arrows, the Olympians were not moral guides but reflections of chaos, lust, jealousy, and violence. This weary walk through their stories reveals how worship in ancient Greece was born not of love, but of fear—sacrifices made not for justice, but for survival under capricious rulers.

Join me for a slow, ironic retelling of the myths that shaped the ancient world, exposing the absurdity, brutality, and strange beauty of the gods who ruled not with justice, but with raw power.

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