(00:00) Intro: Shitty Superpowers

(00:20) Discovery of r/shittysuperpowers

(00:50) Upcoming superhero movies and predicting upcoming Marvel updates

(01:46) Superhero fatigue VS comeback

(02:50) Name suggestion for the Hey Tablo Community

(03:32) You can summon a 70yr old man in a fight

(06:29) Non-mindreading

(09:12) When you stub your toe on an object it apologizes

(11:27) You can make any Youtube channel lose one subscriber

(12:13) Fart sound into an announcement

(13:55) Unreading a book

(16:02) If you clench your ass for 2 hours you can fly

(19:54) You can control your height by picking your nose

(22:15) You can read minds but it’s been Google translated 1000 times

(23:24) Beaver teeth

(23:45) Teleport to haters

(26:02) Sneeze jazz music

(27:22) Alphabet song

(32:22) Time travel

(36:20) Making time go slower

(41:18) Snapping finger to make people crap their pants

(42:50) Yeehaw charging

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