Episode 25 is coming at you live from the heart of the Barras! We set up shop in Smokey Trotter’s Kitchen with a list of audience suggestions and zero self-control.

In true Darren and Gary fashion, the "plan" goes out the window within minutes as the boys spiral into a series of mad tangents involving childhood lofts, questionable grooming habits, and a smell Gary will never forget.

The Highlights (or Lowlights):

• The Ultimate Swerve: We managed to avoid all political chat by dodging Donald Trump entirely—somehow replacing him with a deep dive into Screech from Saved by the Bell.

• The "Mary Doll" Collision: Gary recounts his brush with Scottish comedy royalty and the time he nearly ended Elaine C. Smith.

• The Loft Years: Darren opens up about being the "hidden child" and getting locked away in the loft.

• The Taste of Fear: Gary describes a fart at one of his gigs so potent he didn't just smell it—he actually tasted it.

• A Very Sensitive Pre-Date: Darren shares the harrowing story of using Veet on his "special areas" before a big night out.

• Diagnosis & Brine: Darren updates us on his autism test and proves that his pickle obsession is now officially a lifestyle choice.

• The Dark Web of the Audience: We look into the weirdest porn habits suggested by you lot. (Get help, seriously.)

• Death Row Dinners: What would your final meal be? The boys debate the essential last munch.

• Cameo Chaos: The absurdity of buying videos from washed-up celebrities.

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📍 Location: Huge thanks to Smokey Trotter’s Kitchen at the Barras for the hospitality and the best scran in the city.

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