Lizzo comes over. We talk about Prince, losing our virginities, winning Grammy's, the best and worst days of Lizzo's life, idolizing Allen Iverson, and holding in farts. At one point Lizzo shows us her flautist skills and scores our fake movie trailers. Then we freestyle and things get very inappropriate so probably don't listen to this with your parents! Unless you have that kind of relationship I guess. Thanks for listening - we respect you!

What happens:

00:00 Intro 

01:18 Germs

02:09 Fart gender dynamics

03:02 Half Detroit half Houston

04:04 The coolest voice

04:42 Mike Jones’ phone number

05:26 Hashiba

05:37 How it all happened

08:30 Performing while multi-tasking

09:47 The worst day of Lizzo's life

11:27 The best day of Lizzo's life

13:03 Talents

16:45 Flute

18:43 Improvised movie trailers

20:19 D*ckhole flute

20:44 How Lizzo met her boyfriend

22:46 DM slides

24:48 Dave in high school

27:13 Saying Denzel wrong

28:17 Dave's overnight camp deception

28:59 Prince

32:33 Regrets

34:32 Kristin wore pullups til 13

36:42 Grammy virginity pact

38:40 First kisses

39:59 AIM

40:55 The Allen Iverson opportunity

43:16 Presidents are tall

45:21 Internet comments

46:41 Giving Eminem's beat to Rihanna

47:34 The #1 male artist to collab with

50:00 Inappropriate freestyle

57:58 Lizzo didn't know she could sing

58:52 Producer credit

01:01:32 Lizzo's friend dynamic

01:03:33 New music

01:06:59 Dave's friend dynamic

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