Oh honey, buckle up, because this week’s Idiot of the Week is a full buffet of foolishness, and we are serving it hot. We are Frances and Angela, and we have QUESTIONS.

First up, we head to North Carolina, where a robbery suspect allegedly fired seventeen shots—yes, seventeen—only to steal one single dollar from a KFC. Baby, if you’re gonna risk prison time, at least get a biscuit. Or a side. Or dignity.

Then we slide on down to Louisiana, where a woman was found swimming naked in her neighbor’s pond because she was “trying to be a mermaid.” Listen, we support dreams, but maybe start with a tail from Party City before you go full free‑range Ariel.

Next, we meet a woman who says she endured a seven‑year infection caused by her boyfriend’s foul fart. Seven. Years. We don’t know what that man was eating, but we need the CDC, FEMA, and a priest on standby.

And finally, a man trying to hide a firearm from a police officer managed to shoot himself, while his so‑called “friends” were inside the bank attempting to cash a forged check. That’s not a friend group—that’s a group project gone wrong.

It’s chaos, it’s comedy, it’s humanity at its most… creative. Come laugh, scream, and question every life choice with us.

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