Episode Description
Woodchipper Massacre (1988) is an ultra-low-budget "shot-on-video" (SOV) horror-comedy that has gained a cult following for its amateur charm and campy execution. It was written, directed, and scored by its lead actor, Jon McBride.
Plot Synopsis
The story follows three siblings—Jon, Denice, and Tom—who are left home alone for a weekend while their father is away on business. Their father leaves them under the strict supervision of their Aunt Tess, a religious extremist who forbids music, dating, and television, insisting they focus solely on chores and scripture.
The conflict begins when the youngest brother, Tom, receives an "Official Rambo Hunting Knife" in the mail. When Aunt Tess discovers the weapon and tries to confiscate it, a physical struggle ensues. During the scuffle, Tess is accidentally stabbed and killed.
Panicked and fearing they’ll be blamed for the death, the siblings decide to cover up the crime. After realizing the body is too "soft" to be processed by a woodchipper immediately, they freeze her remains in the family freezer. Later, they feed the frozen parts into a woodchipper in the backyard. Their cover-up is further complicated when Tess's erratic, foul-mouthed son, Kim, arrives looking for his mother and some money, leading the siblings to consider adding a second victim to the chipper.
