We're BAAAAACK..and we're back with a quickie story that's leaner, greener, and wiener than ever. Join Elpheba and Fiyero as they stumble upon what they think is an abandoned swamp house. Perhaps the grossest story we've read since Hannibal X Willy Wonka, you're in for a broom ride you may regret for the rest of your life. You're welcome, and we've missed you!

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