If you like your stories (and your hookups) fast and casual, slap on your best oven mitt and dig into this sizzling, insane story featuring Ronald McDonald, Jack (in the box), Wendy, and Arby. Bonus: We discovered it's a 3-parter, so we will be torturing, err, indulging you in all 3.

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