Heated Rivalry WISHES it had the Wendy's mascot dressing up as Cupid to help Ronald McDonald and Jack from Jack in the Box fall in love. Yes, it's part two of the greatest pairing since burger and fries—complete with a lot of clown nose honking in bed. Happy Valentine's Day!

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