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There has been a flurry of major offseason activity as the regular season looms. Bay FC ultimately lost money shipping Penelope Hocking to Kansas City, and have no non-Kundananji goalscorers. Whoops! The Current just got a Chawinga-sized insurance policy and also one of the best bench attackers in the whole league. Yay! Chicago paid a cool half-mil for Jordyn Huitema's services. forehead slap And Gotham roped in the 31-year-old Norwegian winger Guro Reiten from Chelsea for four whole seasons. confused guy meme We got to talk about none of these on our season previews, so enjoy this analysis on us!

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