ROBUST RAYTREON TEASER! Today on Dopey! Minnesota Matt’s Wild Peru Coke Cliffhanger (Pure Lines, Airport Smuggle Risk & Threesome Tease)
Episode Description
Timestamp Notes (approximate, based on transcript flow — total ~24 min):
00:01–00:52: Classic Dopey intro jingle ("heroin and catamy, sobriety and beer"), visual gag for listeners, "pull up a chair" welcome.
00:52–03:07: Tuesday Patreon banked ep, Florida trip prep, five-days debate (30 love it, 1 says too much), negativity bias (2 bad comments haunt), aging roasts (Ingrid Casares "you're so old" meet, Madonna comparison, Mötley Crüe’s Matt Sorum ripped at 49).
03:07–05:31: Aging ads (60yo yoga/Tai Chi/Inno-cleanse shit-your-brains-out pills), two days off sugar/carbs, processed food vs. WWII-era raw diets, John Joseph (Chrome Ags) praise (fat/COVID posts, Ken Rideout intro via group text).
05:31–07:54: Mailbag intro, Eric Pappas-Murph pushes emails/voicemails, Minnesota Matt email starts (frozen tundra, 10,000 treatment centers joke).
07:54–10:15: Matt's geographic fails (LA → Peru at 23yo/30 days sober), Dave's Florida crack Motel 6 geographic, crack love affair questions (Dave's one-time Danny methadone/crack story tease).
10:15–14:55: Matt continues — drinking on flight, hungover Lima arrival, pharmacy benzos, pool-hall coke connect strategy (weed ask → coke score), $10/gram pure Peruvian coke.
14:55–19:40: First-line euphoria (clean numb drip, throat numb scare, heart speed-up), all-night session (2/5 grams), clean comedown + Valium, 3-gram dilemma before Bolivia flight (cancel? finish? smuggle?), drug-dog airport risks, threesome tease cliffhanger.
19:40–22:05: Matt P.S. (now 8 months sober, Dopey tipping point, family rebuild praise, Chris/Todd tribute), Dave/Doug speculate no prison on this trip.
22:05–22:25: Patreon tease (next: Montana prison gay coming-out email?), stay strong/toodles.
22:25–end: "Good So Bad" playout.
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00:01–00:52: Classic Dopey intro jingle ("heroin and catamy, sobriety and beer"), visual gag for listeners, "pull up a chair" welcome.
00:52–03:07: Tuesday Patreon banked ep, Florida trip prep, five-days debate (30 love it, 1 says too much), negativity bias (2 bad comments haunt), aging roasts (Ingrid Casares "you're so old" meet, Madonna comparison, Mötley Crüe’s Matt Sorum ripped at 49).
03:07–05:31: Aging ads (60yo yoga/Tai Chi/Inno-cleanse shit-your-brains-out pills), two days off sugar/carbs, processed food vs. WWII-era raw diets, John Joseph (Chrome Ags) praise (fat/COVID posts, Ken Rideout intro via group text).
05:31–07:54: Mailbag intro, Eric Pappas-Murph pushes emails/voicemails, Minnesota Matt email starts (frozen tundra, 10,000 treatment centers joke).
07:54–10:15: Matt's geographic fails (LA → Peru at 23yo/30 days sober), Dave's Florida crack Motel 6 geographic, crack love affair questions (Dave's one-time Danny methadone/crack story tease).
10:15–14:55: Matt continues — drinking on flight, hungover Lima arrival, pharmacy benzos, pool-hall coke connect strategy (weed ask → coke score), $10/gram pure Peruvian coke.
14:55–19:40: First-line euphoria (clean numb drip, throat numb scare, heart speed-up), all-night session (2/5 grams), clean comedown + Valium, 3-gram dilemma before Bolivia flight (cancel? finish? smuggle?), drug-dog airport risks, threesome tease cliffhanger.
19:40–22:05: Matt P.S. (now 8 months sober, Dopey tipping point, family rebuild praise, Chris/Todd tribute), Dave/Doug speculate no prison on this trip.
22:05–22:25: Patreon tease (next: Montana prison gay coming-out email?), stay strong/toodles.
22:25–end: "Good So Bad" playout.
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