Wheeeeeeeeeee! Start up the Thunderbird and crank up the Ballad of Lucy Jordan because we're driving off into the desert on an adventure with two best friends who find themselves in a heap of trouble. This week we discuss putting 1-800-COLLECT out of business, red bad, blue good, getting away with it if only we could read a map, hot boxing a cop, crop dusting an empty home, Dylan McDermott Mulroney (both sides!) and GATTACAAAAA! Let's go to Mexico it's Thelma & Louise, this time on Doom Generation - wanted in two states!