Diary of a Bald Man

Allen Woffard
Fortnightly podcast. Next episode on Thursday.
A podcast for men—and the women who love them—who’ve survived bad decisions, bad backs, and the slow realization that life doesn’t get easier… it just gets heavier.

This isn’t just about aging.

It’s about carrying more than you ever planned.

This show is for the ones:
• Taking care of everyone else while quietly running on empty
• Navigating aging parents, rising costs, and real-life pressure
• Learning how to say no without feeling like they’re letting people down
• Facing health, money, and responsibility head-on

Because somewhere along the way…
you became the one everyone calls.

And nobody really asked if you were ready for that.

We talk about:
• Financial stress and cost of living
• Mental health, burnout, and responsibility overload
• Aging, purpose, and staying steady when life shifts
• Real conversations most people avoid

There’s still humor here—because if you’ve ever pulled a groin muscle picking up a sock or lost your wife in a liquor store, you know you have to laugh…

But this show is about something deeper:

Figuring life out… while you’re still carrying it all.

If you’ve ever looked at your life and thought…
“Alright… now what?”

You’re not alone.
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