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Dear Internet,

This week, we’re talking about Real Denim Heads, crying over Avatar, and making your bandmates Demon and Witch cry!

Edited by Stephen Garcia

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Dear Internet Episode 233: I cry when I see the whale

Episode Description

Never lose your place, on any device