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Kurt Metzger is a comedian, writer, and host of "The Derp with Kurp" podcast.

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OUTLINE

00:00 - Hyung Jin Moon & the Sanctuary Church

02:12 - VICE is a CIA cut-out

03:42 - Yellow ribbon psyop

06:36 - ISIS & America are friends now

08:36 - Trump was appointed by Jesus Christ?

09:29 - The Shabbat network

12:45 - Scott Horton & 9/11

19:17 - Hypernormalization in America

20:42 - Bin Laden was a puppet & other patsys

23:02 - The connection between aliens & SRA

26:51 - Why aliens aren't demons

32:52 - American Disney adults (CLIP)

35:28 - Populism

37:27 - Truth about Kindergarten

40:30 - CIA's clown-world & the psyops division

48:43 - Pizzagate

53:28 - MK Monarch & Satanic super-soldiers

58:30 - Howard Lutnick, 9/11 & black magic

01:05:19 - Satanists

01:14:57 - Stabbed on prom night

01:17:02 - The reality of the Epstein operation

01:25:42 - Trump's supporters turning on him

01:29:57 - Prince Charles "monarch" conspiracy

01:32:00 - What was cut from Epstein's interview with Bannon

01:33:52 - Epstein's chalkboard deciphered

01:37:45 - Flat earth & nukes are fake

01:42:27 - The origin of "tin foil hat"

01:46:28 - Messed up families in Hollywood

01:55:08 - U.S. is going to draft people for Iran War

02:04:46 - Epstein is still alive

02:13:04 - Shia LeBeouf's relationship to Epstein

02:22:22 - The Jewish version of Sharia Law

02:25:46 - Why we have 2 political parties

02:29:26 - Lyn Buchanan's alien story

02:31:54 - Trans-dimensional trillionaires

02:34:12 - Ghislaine's obsession with Atlantis

02:38:37 - How the Dalai Lama is chosen

02:40:33 - China's social credit system

02:47:27 - ICE aren't real police

02:53:33 - Ormus the elixir of life

03:01:00 - What the FBI is hiding about Pizzagate

03:03:11 - How America creates terrorists

03:12:43 - Why free speech is a great idea

03:15:37 - How Florida is cooperating with Israel

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