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DUN DUN. Tei, Hope, and Bees tackle the first episode of the new Law and Order. Should you confess to murder in a police station? How quickly should a prosecutor dispose of their morals when they're losing a case? Will Tei's dad ever stop roasting Bees from across an international border? Stay tuned!

NOTES:

- Hope's new doll project

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68: And then everybody clapped!

Episode Description

Never lose your place, on any device