EEEEE! I'm so beyond excited to share the first episode of Clean Countertops!

Topics covered:

• My past tradwife aspirations

• Emily's past girlboss aspirations

• Behind-the-scenes podcast LEARNING MOMENTS

• Elizabeth Holmes' hair, lipstick, and black turtleneck

• Men wanting to fuck themselves?

• Youth as integral to both tradwife and girlboss branding

• Emily's shocking lack of countertop agita

• Our meet-cute at a writing conference

• Tradwife fatigue

• AYN RAND YIKES STRIPES

• The girls' girl vs. the guys' girl

• Family influence

Thank you all so much for listening, and PLEASE let us know what sort of topics you'd like us to cover in future eps! We're very very very open to your feedback (for example: are transcripts something you'd like in the future?) so please be in touch!