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Episode Description
Clinton slices five apples thinner than a therapy co-pay and builds an Invisible Apple Cake — a custardy, apple-forward dessert that defies logic and TikTok trends. Carla and Michael weigh in on viral cooking traps, emotional kitchen moments, and party-etiquette crimes while the crew spirals into holiday-season honesty.
Featured Recipe: Invisible Apple Cake — apples sliced ultra-thin, folded into a light batter, baked until the layers melt into a custard-like slab of fall flavor. Perfect for dessert fanatics, skeptics, and anyone who thinks they “don’t like baking.”
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TIMESTAMPS
00:00 – Cold open chaos: the “vanilla rabbit hole” misunderstanding
00:40 – Clinton introduces the Invisible Apple Cake
01:20 – Carla’s viral apple-juice pie horror story
02:50 – PSA: Why TikTok recipes are lying to you
04:05 – Menopause hand-drop syndrome + general body betrayal
05:15 – Clinton vs. the Eggs: The Shell War
06:45 – Mixing the batter, mandolin praise, apple-slicing zen
08:30 – Emotional breakdowns: Brené Brown, Jacques Pépin, and kitchens that change you
10:55 – Vanilla paste, K-hole discourse, and spice talk
12:00 – Dry ingredients, crepe-like batter, and assembly
13:40 – Apple varieties: what works and what absolutely will not
15:00 – Layering, pressing, and the “crazy method” being just fine
16:10 – Subscribe rant + Casamara Club mid-roll
17:40 – Cinnamon, nutmeg, custard base details
18:10 – Cake reveal: dusted, gorgeous, shocking
18:45 – Holiday Do or Don’t game begins
25:00 – Ending with dessert admiration + life advice
34:00 – Caraway Baking Set Giveaway winner announced
36:00 – Final sign-off
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Three lifestyle icons reunite with zero filter, strong opinions, and even stronger flavors. Clinton Kelly, Carla Hall, and Michael Symon are back in the kitchen with comedy, comfort food, and unfiltered conversation — served loud.
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