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Clinton's Holiday Stromboli | A Part-Perfect Recipe

December 3
32 mins

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Episode Description

Holiday Reset Week rolls on, and Clinton storms into the kitchen wielding dough, meats, and a questionable amount of confidence. Today he’s making a Stromboli Wreath — a holiday showstopper straight from his seventh-grade memories working in his family’s upscale pork store. Yes, Clinton has apparently been stuffing sausage casings since age 13, and Michael is personally offended he never mentioned it. Chaos ensues.

As Clinton stretches store-bought pizza dough (frozen, defrosted, zero shame), the crew spirals into flashbacks: Clinton burning himself with glue guns, Michael’s Midwestern “pizza bread” heritage, and Carla’s traumatic relationship with molten pizza rolls. They layer provolone, salami, pepperoni, mozzarella, and oregano before rolling the whole thing into a log and dropping it — curveball — into a Bundt pan to bake into a holiday wreath.

Rossi the dog tries to steal salami. Michael insists Stromboli should be eaten naked (no marinara). Carla double-dips without remorse. Clinton throws basil at the finished wreath and calls it “decoration.” It works.

After slicing into the golden, glossy Stromboli, they crack open Señorita’s lime–jalapeño THC margarita for a mid-episode holiday buzz discussion: aging, hangovers, kids at Christmas, avoiding phones, surviving New York City, and why Michael once peeled grapes for a month as part of “chef hazing.”

The episode wraps with a Frontgate “Chef Symon Ice Bucket” Giveaway + $100 Señorita gift card, fan mail, and a reminder that Clinton is — officially — the Stromboli King of Long Island.

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TIMESTAMPS (YouTube + Spotify)

00:00 — Clinton’s New York cab-ride near-death story

01:00 — Holiday Reset Week chaos begins

02:20 — Clinton’s pork-store childhood revealed

03:10 — Sausage-making confessions shock Michael

04:50 — Why this time of year feels “weird”

06:00 — Carla plugs her new baking show

07:10 — Why Clinton uses frozen dough

08:00 — The Stromboli build: cheese, meats, oregano

09:30 — Rossi the dog enters the chat

10:20 — Rolling the Stromboli + Bundt pan hack

11:00 — Pizza roll trauma

12:10 — Stromboli goes into the oven

13:00 — The finished wreath + basil “decorating”

14:30 — Tasting + marinara debate

15:20 — Stromboli for parties (or not for vegetarians)

16:00 — Señorita Drinks taste test

18:00 — Hangovers, aging, and clean buzz chemistry

19:00 — Michael on grandkids + holiday joy

20:00 — Carla’s “new experiences” philosophy

21:00 — Clinton vows to get off his phone

22:00 — Caraway ad read

23:00 — Señorita ad read

24:00 — New Yorkers, walking etiquette, chaos

27:00 — Frontgate Giveaway reveal

28:00 — Winner: Kelly D. from Basking Ridge, NJ

29:00 — Fan mail + restaurant-TV accuracy

31:00 — Wrap-up + sponsor thanks


SPECIAL THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS

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Caraway → Non-toxic cookware with even heating and easy cleanup. Up to 20% off for the holidays.

https://carawayhome.com/chewedup

Frontgate → Premium home and entertaining essentials — including Michael Symon’s collection featured on the show.

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Kitchen Designed by Anthony Carrino → https://anthonycarrino.com

Produced by Simple Alien → https://www.simplealien.com/

Camera, Audio and Crew provided by TV Boy → https://tvboynyc.com/


About Chewed Up

Three lifestyle icons reunite with zero filter, strong opinions, and even stronger flavors. Clinton Kelly, Carla Hall, and Michael Symon are back in the kitchen with comedy, comfort food, and unfiltered conversation — served loud.

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Wednesday – Mains

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This Week’s Giveaway:

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KEYWORDS

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