Ben Avery of the lemonparty podcast joins us this week for a look at Texas politics. Will a corrupt (alleged) pedocon be able to continue the Republicans’ streak of victory, or will a vegan youth pastor be able to score an upset victory? We also talk about the (sadly) failed campaign of Maureen Galindo, more Platner lore drops, and a whole lot of discussion about cutting your dick off. Honestly this is the most girlfriend-unfriendly episode in a minute so proceed with caution.

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