The squad stages a high-stakes Homie Helpline for Ashley, who feels like a "single mother in a relationship" while battling a suegra/mother-in-law who tries to snatch babies during Happy Birthday. Between the family warfare, the crew investigate why Shaq is launching a 24-person dunk league because NBA stars are too "scared" to give fans a real show.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🧍‍♂️]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: LASD car seat safety memes

(3:23) Chisme: Lamar Odom calls Khloe cap

(7:45) Rap Sheet: Lil Nas X mental health and rom-com exits

(10:50) Petty Police: Pay-to-lurk Instagram story subscriptions

(14:15) Scrolling: Co-host dating rumors and "sus-ness"

(18:02) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(19:52) Homie Helpline: Ashley's boundary-less suegra drama

(44:50) Six Flags Tickets!

(49:10) Don't You Know I'm Local: FBI academy- recruitment for high school "narcs".

(52:08) Chisme: Offset's Florida casino shooting drama

(56:30) Rap Sheet: Offset continued

(58:31) Money Moves: SZA's six-figure "holding fee" rumors

(1:00:58) Studious Foo: Scientific proof of "man flu"

(1:05:03) Play Ball: Shaq's new professional dunk league

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