This week we:

•     Welcome Uzbekistan (salam).

•     Ask what hotel housekeeping really thinks of you — after Ben checked out and turned around to find 12 empty muesli bar boxes lined up by the bin. Richard counters with the time he left a single shoe behind.

•     Collect signs that make no sense: New Zealand's 'roadside drug testing is here' (Ben asked what they had for us to try), a volcanic eruption rated 'low probability and high possibility', and the Paris map Ben binned in a rage in about 1999.

•     Field listener MP's question on things that should never go in coffee — salt, butter, oils — and mark a genuine milestone: Richard drank a latte.

•     Ask the Conundrum: we all go on road trips, so why has 'air trip' never taken off? (Ben looked up airtrip.com. It's four blokes on camels.)

•     Settle the follow-up: how old is too old to hang on to a mustard? Plus the discovery of 'fysh sauce'.

Next week: why is it called a toothbrush?

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