Episode Description
#131 Roasting Saints 28: Don't worry, it's not for time.
At least for now!
Divchina, Gigi and Patience listen and respond to some bonkers clips from the 28th episode of the LDS history podcast titled "Saints".
Highlights:
- Learn how the "Relief Society" started, and how Joseph Smith twisted it his way.
- Discover how the Mormon secret-sacred-bullshit temple rituals started. Then marvel at how the church deals with the rituals being modified Masonry by just admitting it in a smooth calm voice, with no explanation, like it's a totally reasonable thing.
- Joseph Smith had different kinds of plural wives. Learn about the palatable (adultery-less) kind of plural wife, which supposedly wasn't for this physical life on Earth (time), but rather for the after-life (eternity). Then marvel at how Joseph still gets something out of it now.
- Learn about a fundamental church concept: If you're not sure, pray and receive your own witness from God on the matter. Then marvel at how this un-coercive sounding principle has always been weaponised to result in leaders getting what they want.
A nice review on any podcast platform will help frustrate the Heavenly Father's boring plans for your future.