Jackie celebrates Chrismukkah early by spreading joy (not) on all things festive and annoying. From targeting innocent civilians, berating Bachelor contestants and expressing distaste for the holidays - just paint this bitch green and move her to Who-ville.

Thanks for supporting my sponsors:

SKIMS: Shop my favorite pajamas at www.SKIMS.com

Ritual: Get 25% off your first month at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE

Hero Bread: Use code BIBLE at checkout to get 10% off your order at www.Hero.co

Home Chef: For a limited time, get 50% off and free shipping for your first box. Plus free dessert for life at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLE

LittleSpoon: Use code BIBLE at checkout to get 50% off your first online order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLE

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.