Are you an overworked, homeschooling housewife? Well obviously the solution is held by a man, a man who demands respect from his wife and gives nothing in return. He will teach you the ways of doing everything for him while wearing a fake smile so he doesn't feel bad. Imagine a man with the insecurity of a pinched testicle, and the self awareness of a man who would write a book mansplaining how to be a wife. There's literally not a better simile, that's literally the least aware thing I can think of. Enjoy!