We're at American Legion Post 431 in Three Lakes, WI. We finally set in stone what midwest terms actually mean. First caller makes cat food for a living, wants to be a football coach, and basically has a farm at his condo. Then Lee tells us a story about her husband ordering a bizarre item.

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