Anika and Liz, two people with experience getting too attached to fictional characters and then mourning their deaths for 900 years, convene on the holodeck to discuss Star Trek: Voyager's "Real Life" ... and the cancellation of Star Trek: Starfleet Academy. 

• We are sad and angry! 
• What does Paramount even want from Star Trek?
• "This episode is two B plots in search of an A plot." 
• "Conceptually, it's great. In execution, it's very Jeri Taylor (derogatory)."
• B'Elanna adds "chaos" to the Doctor's program, but it sure is a coincidence that the algorithm "randomly" selects for scary Klingons infiltrating the Doctor's white suburban sanctum!
• "Everyone has a go at reprogramming the Doctor's family" - mourning the arc we never got