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It","episode-37-i-just-want-you-to-know-that-i-know-im-not-nailing-it","https://traffic.megaphone.fm/APO6597654574.mp3",111448816,6965,"2021-09-19T21:52:57Z",{"_60":1906,"_46":1907,"_48":1908,"_44":1909,"_74":75,"_76":1910,"_78":1911,"_80":1912,"_82":83,"_818":1397,"_819":1482},"0ffbe5d6-1d06-47cb-b4ce-6fd1c612dbc0","Episode 36: The Kennedys Are TRASH","episode-36-the-kennedys-are-trash","https://anchor.fm/s/41a880f4/podcast/play/40194780/https%3A%2F%2Fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl.cloudfront.net%2Fstaging%2F2021-8-12%2F8c28889e-996c-7589-a658-f1db5e47b1bc.mp3",96765454,8362,"2021-09-12T20:50:26Z",{"_60":1914,"_46":1265,"_48":1266,"_44":1915,"_74":75,"_76":1916,"_78":1402,"_80":1917,"_82":83,"_818":1397,"_819":6},"b3e86f62-d5d9-4201-aedc-fd54da06ea8f","https://traffic.megaphone.fm/APO5385593375.mp3",512417,"2021-09-05T14:42:49Z",{"_60":1919,"_46":1920,"_48":1921,"_44":1922,"_74":75,"_76":1923,"_78":1924,"_80":1925,"_82":1371,"_818":1397,"_819":6},"176c57b4-34f5-4338-aa58-83f2a9545842","True Listener 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Schalmo","a-very-special-kiki-with-the-star-of-risen-nicole-schalmo","https://traffic.megaphone.fm/APO4358750569.mp3",43279255,2704,"2021-08-18T20:57:43Z",{"_60":1943,"_46":1944,"_48":1945,"_44":1946,"_74":75,"_76":1947,"_78":1948,"_80":1949,"_82":83,"_818":1397,"_819":1500},"620e6b03-f6a2-47f1-a88f-61aac96eba63","Episode 34: Don’t Fuck With The Maxx","episode-34-dont-fuck-with-the-maxx","https://traffic.megaphone.fm/APO7742705413.mp3",79818919,4988,"2021-08-15T15:45:33Z",{"_60":1951,"_46":1952,"_48":1953,"_44":1954,"_74":75,"_76":1955,"_78":1956,"_80":1957,"_82":83},"0baf5ca9-db01-4eb2-8933-e8becd3fea6b","Episode 33: It’s My Party And I’ll Flash My Tits If I Want To","episode-33-its-my-party-and-ill-flash-my-tits-if-i-want-to","https://traffic.megaphone.fm/APO7388399017.mp3",93230393,5826,"2021-08-08T20:37:50Z",{"_60":1959,"_46":1960,"_48":1961,"_44":1962,"_74":75,"_76":1963,"_78":1964,"_80":1965,"_82":83,"_818":1397,"_819":1518},"3a44513b-907a-46da-8df9-08073c11b352","Episode 32: Crafts And Spooky Shit","episode-32-crafts-and-spooky-shit","https://traffic.megaphone.fm/APO2780337044.mp3",116066011,7254,"2021-08-01T18:05:57Z",{"_60":1967,"_46":1968,"_48":1969,"_44":1970,"_74":75,"_76":1971,"_78":1972,"_80":1973,"_82":83,"_818":1397,"_819":1527},"82b4e1cf-ee11-4ddb-a101-b9e7f85ec9d5","Episode 31: I Did It For The Pigs","episode-31-i-did-it-for-the-pigs","https://traffic.megaphone.fm/APO6616318536.mp3",103797237,6487,"2021-07-25T18:36:39Z",{"_60":1975,"_46":1976,"_48":1977,"_44":1978,"_74":75,"_76":1979,"_78":1980,"_80":1981,"_82":83,"_818":1397,"_819":1269},"667aff27-5dd6-411d-84f4-04660af86e4b","A Very Special Kiki With Grace Baudino","a-very-special-kiki-with-grace-baudino","https://traffic.megaphone.fm/APO1600807848.mp3",104062223,6503,"2021-07-18T17:51:57Z",{"_60":1983,"_46":1984,"_48":1985,"_44":1986,"_74":75,"_76":1987,"_78":1988,"_80":1989,"_82":83,"_818":1397,"_819":1543},"49cc96a5-5551-4311-a910-594953c8c496","True Listener Tales 6: How’s That For Pillow 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Accurate","episode-28-dead-on-balls-accurate","https://traffic.megaphone.fm/APO6451483341.mp3",140666253,8791,"2021-06-20T19:15:39Z",{"_60":2015,"_46":2016,"_48":2017,"_44":2018,"_74":75,"_76":2019,"_78":2020,"_80":2021,"_82":83,"_818":1397,"_819":1578},"0980b908-2c22-4deb-ac7e-75812219483d","Episode 27: I Mean Like, Why Are You So Obsessed With Me?","episode-27-i-mean-like-why-are-you-so-obsessed-with-me","https://traffic.megaphone.fm/APO9982441426.mp3",122153586,7634,"2021-06-13T17:28:23Z",{"_60":2023,"_46":2024,"_48":2025,"_44":2026,"_74":75,"_76":2027,"_78":2028,"_80":2029,"_82":83,"_818":1397,"_819":1587},"ba310173-9b97-46dd-adbe-bc9de528268d","Episode 26: HR Is Gonna Have A Field Day With This","episode-26-hr-is-gonna-have-a-field-day-with-this","https://traffic.megaphone.fm/APO7953223819.mp3",169734478,10608,"2021-06-06T16:41:54Z",{"_60":2031,"_46":2032,"_48":2033,"_44":2034,"_74":75,"_76":2035,"_78":617,"_80":2036,"_82":83,"_818":1397,"_819":1596},"941c1188-5181-4593-9139-0cf72bbe28d9","True Listener Tales 5: Hot Mess Express","true-listener-tales-5-hot-mess-express","https://traffic.megaphone.fm/APO3360014939.mp3",80205949,"2021-05-30T16:08:31Z",{"_60":2038,"_46":2039,"_48":2040,"_44":2041,"_74":75,"_76":2042,"_78":2043,"_80":2044,"_82":83,"_818":1397,"_819":1605},"52c57fdc-1dbf-4521-849d-5b996db6c4dd","Episode 25: Sus As Fuck","episode-25-sus-as-fuck","https://traffic.megaphone.fm/APO9774830786.mp3",140757786,8800,"2021-05-23T23:08:27Z",{"_60":2046,"_46":2047,"_48":2048,"_44":2049,"_74":75,"_76":2050,"_78":2051,"_80":2052,"_82":83,"_818":1397,"_819":1614},"7599e021-c153-4568-be72-704aa85ed9fd","Episode 24: Why Are We Bringing My Tits Into 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90% Off Sale At The Red Flag Store","episode-21-90-off-sale-at-the-red-flag-store","https://traffic.megaphone.fm/APO3890645155.mp3",143146422,8946,"2021-04-25T14:14:10Z",{"_60":2078,"_46":2079,"_48":2080,"_44":2081,"_74":75,"_76":2082,"_78":2083,"_80":2084,"_82":83,"_818":1397,"_819":1641},"720ee2d5-69df-4d5f-bec3-2dc240f81778","True Listener Tales 4: The Chill Factory","true-listener-tales-4-the-chill-factory","https://traffic.megaphone.fm/APO5794847090.mp3",83027173,5189,"2021-04-18T15:04:30Z",{"_60":2086,"_46":2087,"_48":2088,"_44":2089,"_74":75,"_76":2090,"_78":2091,"_80":2092,"_82":83,"_818":1397,"_819":1650},"5f805c13-c695-47a7-811a-a076f9f7d160","Episode 20: I'm Going In Head First","episode-20-im-going-in-head-first","https://traffic.megaphone.fm/APO9091170356.mp3",171763252,10735,"2021-04-11T13:42:33Z",{"_60":2094,"_46":2095,"_48":2096,"_44":2097,"_74":75,"_76":2098,"_78":2099,"_80":2100,"_82":83,"_818":1397,"_819":1659},"449f9511-9a12-48be-a4e0-fd5d69d2b7bb","Episode 19: The Full Spectrum of F*ck","episode-19-the-full-spectrum-of-fck","https://traffic.megaphone.fm/APO6267993727.mp3",173020055,10813,"2021-04-04T19:11:22Z",{"_60":2102,"_46":2103,"_48":2104,"_44":2105,"_74":75,"_76":2106,"_78":2107,"_80":2108,"_82":83,"_818":1397,"_819":1668},"f109496f-5595-4782-b68a-1a050d39d6d0","Episode 18: Take The Hint, Dude!","episode-18-take-the-hint-dude","https://traffic.megaphone.fm/APO8315496552.mp3",108472111,6779,"2021-03-28T12:50:19Z",{"_60":2110,"_46":2111,"_48":2112,"_44":2113,"_74":75,"_76":2114,"_78":2115,"_80":2116,"_82":83,"_818":1397,"_819":1677},"31cb8730-b18e-4f56-8315-ff150ecb8df0","Episode 17: Welcome To My True Crime Den","episode-17-welcome-to-my-true-crime-den","https://traffic.megaphone.fm/APO3707152560.mp3",122669348,7666,"2021-03-21T14:06:35Z",{"_60":2118,"_46":2119,"_48":2120,"_44":2121,"_74":75,"_76":2122,"_78":2123,"_80":2124,"_82":83,"_818":1397,"_819":1686},"312c8c52-999c-4fc2-9a64-32840fea4ce4","Episode 16: I’ll Show You My Evil Eye","episode-16-ill-show-you-my-evil-eye","https://traffic.megaphone.fm/APO2810231508.mp3",100076146,6254,"2021-03-14T15:10:35Z",{"_60":2126,"_46":2127,"_48":2128,"_44":2129,"_74":75,"_76":2130,"_78":2131,"_80":2132,"_82":83,"_818":1397,"_819":1695},"813af6b9-dbe0-4d3b-842a-278117ecc701","True Listener Tales 3: You In Danger, Girl","true-listener-tales-3-you-in-danger-girl","https://traffic.megaphone.fm/APO4925379956.mp3",76978468,4811,"2021-03-07T14:56:57Z",{"_60":2134,"_46":2135,"_48":2136,"_44":2137,"_74":75,"_76":2138,"_78":2139,"_80":2140,"_82":1371,"_818":1397,"_819":6},"c6504c68-44ba-48b0-bbd6-7c0294743a04","A Spooky Interview with Sassy von Straddler & Honey Beavers","a-spooky-interview-with-sassy-von-straddler-honey-beavers","https://traffic.megaphone.fm/APO4095119590.mp3",41788813,2611,"2021-03-03T15:51:59Z",{"_60":2142,"_46":2143,"_48":2144,"_44":2145,"_74":75,"_76":2146,"_78":2147,"_80":2148,"_82":83,"_818":1397,"_819":1704},"fdf846cd-c8c2-4440-80a0-de4c33312b3e","Episode 15: This Is How I Entertain Myself","episode-15-this-is-how-i-entertain-myself","https://traffic.megaphone.fm/APO6382378820.mp3",140001280,8750,"2021-02-28T23:03:17Z",{"_60":2150,"_46":2151,"_48":2152,"_44":2153,"_74":75,"_76":2154,"_78":2155,"_80":2156,"_82":83,"_818":1397,"_819":1713},"2283bb0a-db2b-4e19-9656-508a0efb10c1","Episode 14: I Feel Gaslit By This Entire Story","episode-14-i-feel-gaslit-by-this-entire-story","https://traffic.megaphone.fm/APO7759882653.mp3",152600659,9537,"2021-02-21T16:56:46Z",{"_60":2158,"_46":2159,"_48":2160,"_44":2161,"_74":75,"_76":2162,"_78":2163,"_80":2164,"_82":83,"_818":1397,"_819":1730},"566d40a8-382b-4cff-a746-b139e8e12403","Episode 13: I Don't Want To Die In A Bowling 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Episode 197: Any Time. Any Century. Any Millenia.

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Never lose your place, on any device