To quote one of the greatest actors/musicians/sages/philosophers of our time: "Whoa."

Dave Sim finally gets around to answering the Faux he was sent that was to be the April 2026 Please Hold For Dave Sim AND the Faux that would have been the June 2026 Please Hold.

In this one:

• I don't record these live anymore
• So, consequently, I don't take notes on what Dave's talking about
• I guess you'll just have to listen and see what's happening
• It's a bummer for you, but I don't think I give a $#!*
• You LITERALLY get what you pay for, and I ain't making a dime off of this
• There IS a missing piece of Audio, so see if you can figure out where it goes
• (The highly superior people who watch these as videos on the YouTubes get shown where the gap is. That's because they are highly superior...)
• Sp*t*fy becomes more and more of a $#!*hole everytime I have to do one of these, and frankly: you SHOULD be paying me to deal with them.

See you, when next I feel like whoring myself for my vile corporate masters by tarting myself up and uploading more audio here (probably in a week... *sigh*...)